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Thursday, March 10, 2016

NIPLASH

From The Urban Dictionary




I hate to wear my seat belt--please, NO lectures--because I DO believe in wearing seat belts.  Fortunately, I was wearing my seat belt when I had my accident and also, each time I have been stopped by the cops I have been wearing my seat belt!

Gerald won't start the engine until I have buckled-up!

Seat belts irritate my neck;  I have even bought apparatuses to prevent the problem, but they don't work.

I wear the seat belt UNDER my breasts!  How safe is that?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

NIP IT IN THE BUD--BARNEY FIFE! ML