HUH?

                                              DID I READ THAT SIGN CORRECTLY?

SIGNS SEEN AT DIFFERENT LOCATIONS:

IN A DEPARTMENT STORE:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

IN A LAUNDROMAT:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

IN A DEPARTMENT STORE:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

IN AN OFFICE:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

IN AN OFFICE:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

OUTSIDE A SWAP SHOP:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

NOTICE IN A FARMER'S FIELD:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

NEWSPAPER STORY:
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

MAGAZINE ARTICLE:
PANDA MATING FAILS;  VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

NEWSPAPER ARTICLE:
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

NEWSPAPER ARTICLE:
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

And the winner is:
TELEVISION WEATHERMAN:
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY;  HUNDREDS DEAD