Friend: "I sent you a message on Facebook and never saw an answer."
I: "I answered and told you I was forwarding your message to Judy."
Friend: "I never got it; hey, is that your wedding picture on Facebook?"
I: "Yes; why?"
Friend: "You look like Karen Carpenter."
I: "Well, I was thin then, but not anorexic."
Friend: "Weren't we all?"
I: "Which one, thin or anorexic? In my fantasy life, I looked like Natalie Wood."