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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

YOU'RE GOOD; TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT NICE

Gerald's grand niece Aron posted on Facebook that Santa had touched her butt.  I answered with the following:

In the 1970s, your Uncle Gerald and I were shopping on the 6th floor of Downtown Lazarus  and I was dared to sit on Santa's lap.

When I whined to Santa that, "I never did get that electric train I always wanted, and I was always GOOD!"  Santa answered, "But you weren't NICE!"

As I arose, that dirty old man pinched my ass!

However, now you know the provenience of Gerald's oft-used remark, which I'm sure you've heard him say:  "Sue, you're GOOD;  it's too bad you're not NICE!"

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