My brother Bode had a good line: "Do you know what they say about a guy with big hands and big feet?'
"He also has big gloves and big shoes!"
My brother Norman worked with a guy who always wore shoes which were too big and the shoes turned up on the end, making them look like elf shoes. One day Norman told him, "Just so you know, there's no truth to that rumor!"
From my brother Les: "Don't criticize a man until you walk a mile in his shoes; that way you can be a mile away from him and you've got his shoes!"
My brother Duke knows all the words to Elvis "Big Boots"! I cry whenever I hear either one of them sing it!
"If the shoe fits--buy it!"--Imelda Marcos
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? open-TOAD!