MY HUSBAND'S FAVORITE JOKE

This joke comes from the Benny Hill Show, but Gerald tells it as if it's a true story about us:

Gerald and Sue were walking along the street window-shopping. They stopped in front of a dress shop and Sue said how she would love to have the dress in the window. Gerald opened his jacket, took out a brick, threw it through the window and grabbed the dress out of the window and gave it to Sue.

They continued down the street and stopped in front of a jewelry store and Sue exclaimed, "Oh, look at that ruby necklace--wouldn't that look lovely with my new dress?" Gerald opened up his jacket, took out another brick, threw it through the window, grabbed the necklace and put it around Sue's neck.

They continued down the street and stopped in front of a furrier. Sue sighed and asked, "Can't you just see me with my new dress and necklace wearing that mink?" Gerald took out another brick, threw it through the window, grabbed the mink and draped it around Sue's shoulders.

They continued down the street, stopped in front of a Maserati dealership and Sue asked, "Can't you picture me with my new dress, necklace and mink riding in that Maserati?"

Gerald asked, "What do you think I am--MADE OUT OF BRICKS?"