I noticed that my husband was engrossed in a magazine article and I asked, "What are you reading?" He answered, "Oh, it's an article about the Marquis de Sade."
I was surprised, as his usual reading habits are centered around science fiction and car magazines. I laughed and said, "Let me know when you get to the part about Charlotte Corday."
Later, he came into the family room and very grandly opened his shirt to reveal a package of candy protruding from his tee-shirt. He said, "He's into S&M, but I'm into M&Ms!"