ONE FOGGY HALLOWEEN NIGHT

From: CAROL JO ROBINSON

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears

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Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

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Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER

FASTER

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He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, slammed and locked the door behind him. However, the casket crashed through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

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on his heels, as the terrified man ran.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in; his heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screamed and reached for something, anything, but all he could find was a big bottle of Robitussin! Desperate, he threw the bottle of cough syrup at the casket.

AND

(hopefully you're ready for this!)

THE COFFIN STOPS!