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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

SOMETHING WITH ALFREDO SAUCE


My client said that he'd had a delicious meal the previous evening and there were leftovers and he would like to have the same for lunch. I asked what it was and he said, "It was kinda like spaghetti, only thinner; something with Alfredo sauce."

I asked, "Angel hair?" He answered, "No, that's not it!"

I continued, "Spaghettini, Spaghettoni?" He answered, "No, it's not a spaghetti name, but I'll know it if you say it." I said, "Canalini, Fedelini, Bucetini, Cappelini."

He said, "No, that's not it!" I kept guessing: "Bigoli, Vermicelli, Bavette." He replied, "No, that's not it."

Finally I said, "I'll go look!"

I went to his refrigerator. It was LINGUINE! I said, "Oh, that's flat like trenette and fettuccine, not like spaghetti." He asked, "How do you know so many pastas?" I said, "Well, I have 14 different boxes of pasta in my pantry with different shapes and sizes." (See my BLOG article ORIECHETTE)

I giggled to myself, remembering a scene from one of my favorite movies Breaking Away:

The movie centers around a group of friends who enter a bicycle race in Bloomington, Indiana, and one of the boys is obsessed with everything Italian and his mother accommodates him by cooking Italian meals. His father reacts with this marvelous speech:

"I know I-tey food when I hear it; it's all them eenie foods--zucchini, linguine and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit, I want French fries."

As we fix pasta at least once a week, Les or I will invariably say something about the "eenie food" and the other will say, "I want American food.....".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I remember eating manicotti and mosticioli at one of your parties. Delicioso!