Friday, November 16, 2012
I'M ONLY A C-CUP!
I went to get my UPGRADE and a new flip phone would cost $179.00, but my new gigantic phone with a bunch of bells and whistles would be $0, after my rebate!
Why? Because the flip phones are being phased out and the new phones are being mass-produced and I can get it for $0!
I won't be carrying the new one in my bra; I'm only a C-cup; the new phone would require an "H" cup!
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