Yesterday I referenced this article from 2011:
I have never seen a woman SPIT! Do men produce more saliva than women?
The "re-arranging" of private parts. I must say that I have never seen my brothers or husband do this, but I have seen it at work and in public.
Things one would never hear from a woman:
"What can I do you for?"
"Working hard--or hardly working?"
In line in stores, when guys see other guys whom they know, one will say, "Are you going to pay for mine too?"
Do guys have problems with small talk?
I have always said that the best thing about being a woman is that we aren't expected to be pallbearers but after seeing the niece of a sister-in-law being a pallbearer, I guess we have total equality.
REASONS MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
MEN CAN PLAY WITH TOYS ALL THEIR LIVES
MEN CAN WEAR SHORTS NO MATTER HOW THEIR LEGS LOOK
MEN HAVE ONE WALLET
MEN CAN DECIDE WHETHER TO GROW A MUSTACHE
MEN CAN "DO" THEIR FINGERNAILS WITH A POCKET KNIFE
MEN HAVE THE WHOLE GARAGE TO THEMSELVES
MEN NEVER HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME
MEN ONLY HAVE TO SHAVE THEIR FACES AND NECKS
MEN CAN KEEP THE SAME HAIRSTYLE FOR YEARS--EVEN DECADES
MEN CAN GO ON VACATION FOR A WEEK AND PACK ONE SUITCASE
MEN CAN OPEN ALL THEIR JARS