An ensuing conversation between my brother and me:
He asked, "So, how did it go?"
I answered, "I was ready to scream! A supposedly educated guy said 'HAVE WENT' four times."
He asked, "Did you behave yourself?"
I said, "Well, it obviously didn't do any good for me to say 'HAVE GONE' after him!"
He laughed and said, "Oh you passive-aggressive phony; please tell me you didn't do THAT!"
Embarrassed, I said, "Yes, I did."
He said, "But you hate it when people do that!"
I answered, "But I didn't scream!"