A young friend asked if I wanted to "hang out"; I don't know what that means, but I agreed to "visit" or "do something"; I guess that's the same as "hanging out".
He asked, "So you want to go bowling?"
I immediately gleaned that he meant that my jacket looked like a bowling shirt! I couldn't be TOO offended, because I always say, "I would forgive almost anything if it were funny!" Dammit, that was funny!
I answered, in a pitiable tone, "Waaaannnh, I thought I looked spiffy."
He asked, "What's spiffy?"
Definition of the adjective spiffy: "smart in appearance, fashionable, well-dressed, elegant, trendy, stylish, or chic."
I guess it might be fashionable bowling attire.