From The Urban Dictionary
I hate to wear my seat belt--please, NO lectures--because I DO believe in wearing seat belts. Fortunately, I was wearing my seat belt when I had my accident and also, each time I have been stopped by the cops I have been wearing my seat belt!
Gerald won't start the engine until I have buckled-up!
Seat belts irritate my neck; I have even bought apparatuses to prevent the problem, but they don't work.
I wear the seat belt UNDER my breasts! How safe is that?