From: CAROL JO ROBINSON
A man was walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he heard:
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Walking faster, he looked back, and through the fog he made out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Terrified, the man began to run toward his home, with the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER
FASTER
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, slammed, and locked the door behind him. However, the casket crashed through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP!
on his heels, as the terrified man ran.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locked himself inside; his heart was pounding; his head was reeling; his breath was coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH, the casket broke down the door, bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screamed and reached for something, anything, but all he could find was a big bottle of Robitussin! Desperate, he threw the bottle of cough syrup at the casket.
AND
(one hopes that you're ready for this!)
THE COFFIN STOPS!
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