CLEAVAGE CONVERSATION

My brother has a "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...." calendar. He brought the page which states: "You might be a redneck if you've ever lost a cell phone in your cleavage."

Because of the warnings about cancer (see here) I have been trying to stop from using my bra as a storage place. It is very convenient and I have never actually lost my cell phone there, but I have lost--and misplaced--my phone when putting it in my pocket or carrying it.

My brother suggested that having a Smart Phone would be the ideal solution because it would be too large--EVEN for my bra!