At a get-together, a male friend who is my contemporary, was engaged in a lengthy, lively conversation with a much younger female friend of mine; Later, I commented to him that I was surprised that they had so much in common.
He chuckled and said, "Yeah, she was flirting with me." I said, "What? Don't you know that she's GAY?" He answered, "I'm not so old that I don't know if someone is flirting with me!"
She laughed and said, "I WAS flirting with him!" I replied, "I can't believe that; he has a son your age!"
She answered, "Hey, he's still an attractive, interesting PERSON; always want to keep those skills honed."