VIVE LA DIFFERENCE

    REASONS THAT MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN

 MEN CAN PLAY WITH TOYS ALL THEIR LIVES

                                              

 MEN CAN WEAR SHORTS NO MATTER HOW THEIR LEGS LOOK

MEN HAVE ONE WALLET

MEN CAN DECIDE WHETHER TO GROW A MUSTACHE

MEN CAN "DO: THEIR NAILS USING A POCKET KNIFE

MEN HAVE THE WHOLE GARAGE TO THEMSELVES

MEN NEVER HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME

MEN HAVE ONLY TO SHAVE THEIR FACES AND NECKS

MEN CAN KEEP THE SAME HAIRSTYLE FOR YEARS--EVEN DECADES

MEN CAN GO ON VACATION FOR A WEEK AND PACK ONLY ONE SUITCASE

MEN CAN OPEN ALL THEIR JARS

MEN DON'T HAVE ZIPPERS IN THE BACK OR ON THE SIDE

I have never seen a woman SPIT! Do men produce more saliva than women?

The "re-arranging" of private parts. I must say that I have never seen my brothers or husband do this, but I have seen it by men at work and in public.

Things one would never hear from a woman:

"What can I do you for?"
"Working hard--or hardly working?"

In line in stores, when guys see other guys whom they know, one will say, "Are you going to pay for mine too?"

Do guys have problems with small talk?

I have always said that the best thing about being a woman is that we aren't expected to be pallbearers but after seeing the niece of a sister-in-law being a pallbearer, I guess we have total equality.