BIG SHOES

Listening to a discussion on television recently about "small hands", my brother Les asked, "Remember that good line brother Bode had about BIG HANDS?"   I responded: "Do you know what they say about a guy with big hands and big feet?  He also has big gloves and big shoes!"

Les says, "Don't criticize a man until you walk a mile in his shoes;  that way you can be a mile away and you've got his shoes."

My brother Norman worked with a guy who always wore shoes which were too big and the shoes turned up on the ends, making them look like elf shoes.  Norman said that one day he told the guy, "Just so you know, there's no truth to that rumor!"

My brother Duke knows all the words to Elvis' song Big Boots;  I cry whenever I hear either one of them sing it!

"If the shoe fits--buy it!"--Imelda Marcos

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? open-TOAD.

ENOUGH, right?

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2011