VELOUR TP

Gerald was going to the store and I had "Charmin" on the list; when he returned, he had gotten the blue package labeled "Ultra Strong". I said, "This is the wrong package; I like the red package which says Ultra Soft!" Les said, "I'll take this upstairs to use."

The next day, I bought the red package and as Les, ever the wit, was putting it in the bathroom, he looked at the side of the package and said, "Oh, yeah, I see the number one ingredient is VELOUR!"