THE SAINT

My nephew refers to my husband as "The Saint" because my husband is known to pamper me. When my nephew and his wife were living in New York, she was pregnant and one late night she had a craving for ice cream and she wanted him to go out in the cold to get it. He resisted and she said, "I bet Uncle Gerald would go out in the cold and get it for Aunt Sue." He answered, "Then I suggest you call him in Ohio and see if he'll come to New York to get you ice cream!" My nephew asked my husband, "Don't you know how hard you make it for the rest of us shlumps?"