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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

LISTEN CAREFULLY


From FAYE WHALEY

A man in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask mumbled to a nurse:

"Nurse, are my testicles black?" The nurse lifted his gown and with one hand lifted his penis and with the other hand lifted his testicles. She looked carefully and said, "Everything is OK, sir."

The man took off his oxygen mask and said, very slowly, "Thanks for that; it was very lovely, but please listen carefully:
ARE-MY-TEST-RESULTS-BACK?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ENUNCIATE!