KORSKI

I needed to buy a bottle of vodka for my client. He told me to get the best buy.

At Kroger, I enlisted the help of the clerk, "I need to get the cheapest bottle of Vodka." She and I were looking at the row of bottles of vodka and she pointed to one for $7.00+ and I asked, "Why don't the labels have marked the prices per ounce so I can tell the best buy." She laughed and said, "They're liters!" KORSKI @ $13.58 for 1.75 liters! was the best buy! I said, "Well, that sounds Russian enough for me!"