See URBAN DICTIONARY word of the day.
January 1: Resolutionist
A person who joins the gym in early January because of his/her New Years Resolution. A Resolutionist can be spotted by his/her pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on his/her face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment.
Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.
Heard in the gym: "This damn Resolutionist has been on the Smith machine for 30 minutes. Maybe if he put more than 30 lbs on the bar and stopped taking 10 minute rests it wouldn't take so long. I can't wait until March"
1 comment:
I know you returned to the pool! You need to write about how long it lasted! ML
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