STICKERMOBILE

My Chrysler Sebring convertible is 17 years old. It is known as the "Stickermobile" as I cannot refrain from announcing my opinions on my bumper. Les said, "Your car will be old enough to vote soon and you're still telling it who to vote for!"

So why would I want a new car? In "car years" it's a geriatric case, but still of sound mind and body, but, as with teenagers, I began encountering problems!

My new car is a Dodge Dart Rallye.

I learned that there were family members making wagers how soon it would be before the car was "christened" with a bumper sticker.

Whoever bet two days is the winner!