Monday, March 11, 2013
ONE CANNOLI HOPE
My Facebook friend Cheryl posted:
"What do you call a fake noodle?" IMPASTA
Of course I had to join in:
"Dear Cheryl, I wish I had a PENNE for every time I've heard that one! I can think of only a FUSILLI puns, but I am hoping for a dozen ORZO more! One CANNOLI hope!"
Cheryl had 22 in her thread but nobody else supplied a pun. I asked Patty and Gretchen for help!
Here are their contributions:
I don't have a FETTUCCINE.
I'll GNOCCHI this over for awhile.
Did you hear about the sick paisano? He PASTA way.
This makes my blood CURD-le.
What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettucine AL-FRAID-O
Where does spaghetti go to dance? At a MEAT BALL
What do the Irish have after eating Italian bread? GAELIC breath
What did the sassy Italian say? I'll give you a PIZZA my mind.
That looks like that cost a pretty PENNE.
You're making a PESTO yourself!
What do you call a pun sandwich? A PUNINI
What do you call leftover lasagna? PASTA its prime
What does an Italian say to a cheese thief? Leave my PROVOLONE
What do Italian girls call their BFF? PESTO friends
CLICK HERE to see the Food Network page on Homemade Cannoli.