Imagine my shock when I awoke and Gerald had a blue toboggan cap on his head. I know that I have the air conditioner on the FRIGID setting; thus, I assumed that his head had gotten cold and he donned the cap rather than awakening me or turning off the air conditioner.
When he awoke, I asked, "May I ask why you were wearing a toboggan cap to bed?"
He answered, "Because you and Les always make fun of my BED-HEAD; I thought this might prevent it."
Les said, "Please tell me you're not going to put this on your blog!"