Monday, July 30, 2012
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS BOOKS
One morning, a man returns the boat to a lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and he decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take out the boat.
She drives out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along came a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulled alongside the woman and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replied (thinking to herself, "Isn't it obvious?").
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informed her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have fishing equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," said the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day Ma'am," and he left.
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.